Hi. It’s Countess Vivienne du Chat, AKA Kitton Litton, #hbic. Today is International Cat Day, which means that it’s time for an Instagram coup d’ecat, by me. So, I’m going to air my grievances.
Where to begin?
For some reason, my other hooman—the precious, constantly grooming, long-haired hooman—has been here every day, all freakin’ day since it was cold. That’s further back than I can remember. So, to keep track, I’ve been making one scratch every day on the dining room table. So many scratches, so little time!
So this hooman, whom I call “Frizzy,” sprays itself and my whole house with stinky things that don’t smell anything like chicken or tuna. It also stares at the lightbox all day. Crazy, right? Totally batshit! But wait, there’s more! This hooman also meows at the lightbox when it sees other hoomans in it. How did they get in there, you ask? I answer: DGAF! [Flippant wave of paw.]
Yes, my good hooman does the same thing. But he gives me treats whenever I want them. That’s my metric for hoomans. Those who give me treats are good. Those who don’t, can go clean the litter box after Baron von Meow Meow eats a large breakfast of seafood feast in gravy.
I’m going to share happy moments. The first picture is from a time that Frizzy and Good Hooman left the house with Frizzy’s hooman kittens to go to @marthakensington. Frizzy’s hooman kittens brought their dog to the house. I brainwashed the dog, but you can read about that in my memoirs.
The next pictures are of me. Yes, I am that good looking in real life.
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