Hello, Instagram. I’m Mumford and I am a cat — sort of. Things that make me mildly happy: stalking Blu, my sister cat (probably illegitimate); using my mad Ninja skills on Mabel, the gross dog creature that the humans insist on letting in the house; attacking people who come into my house without my permission (yep — lookin’ at you, book club ladies); and staring at my favorite human while sending her ESP messages that are usually too advanced for her small human brain. Follow me for true enlightenment... or just a good laugh. Whatever.